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Milton Jones in Milton: Impossible

Wednesday 26th Oct 2022, Corn Exchange Newbury

Full Price £28.50

  • An edited image of Milton zooming up into the air, holding a microphone in his left hand and a microphone stand in the other.

Please note: tickets for this show have nearly sold out! If you can't get the tickets you'd like, please call our box office on 01635 522733 to add your name to the waiting list.

One man. One Mission. Is it possible? No, not really.

Milton reveals the truth about being an international spy, before being given a disappointing new identity which forced him to appear on Mock the Week and Live at the Apollo.

But this is also a love story with the twist, or even a really bad sprain.

Just gloriously daft nonsense or is there a deeper meaning? Every man has his price.

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Milton Jones came to the Corn Exchange in autumn 2019 with a Work in Progress performance of this show. He now returns as part of the full tour.


When you buy a ticket to see one of our fabulous comedians this autumn, we're giving you the chance to see some of the best up-and-coming talent at our monthly Comedy Network for a special, discounted price. Once you have booked for either Mark Steel, Sofie Hagen, Kerry Godliman, Seann Walsh, Milton Jones or Tom Allen, you will be able to book tickets for the September, October or November 2022 Comedy Network for £10 per ticket.

These offers are subject to availability and cannot be applied retrospectively to tickets already purchased.

Information about your visit

Our 2022 live events have gone on sale at full capacity with no social distancing. Should government or industry guidelines change, we will update visitor information and will contact all those who have booked tickets. As a publicly funded organisation, we need to ensure everyone, including those who are disabled or clinically extremely vulnerable, can attend if they wish. If you would like to come to one of our performances but would not be able to attend unless a space was left either side, please contact our Box Office team to discuss your booking.