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BLACKEYED THEATRE, IN ASSOCIATION WITH SOUTH HILL PARK PRESENT

Teechers Leavers '22

Tuesday 7th Feb 2023 — Thursday 9th Feb 2023, Corn Exchange Auditorium

Full Price £19.25 / Concessions Price £16.25 / Schools £11.00 (including booking fee)

  • A lady is in front of a graffitied brick wall wearing a shirt and school uniform tie, sucking on a lollipop.

Book Tickets

Unplug, switch off and buckle up for the world premiere tour of Teechers Leavers ‘22.

John Godber’s breath-taking, break-neck comedy about education for the ‘haves’ and ‘have nots’ and a generation left behind.

Hilarious, high energy and full blooded, Teechers Leavers ‘22 brings to life an array of terrifying teachers and hopeless pupils through the eyes of Salty, Gail and Hobby; three Year 11 students facing a scary world, armed only with imagination and a joy of theatre.

It’s 2022 at Whitewall, a struggling academy that’s failed its Ofsted. The bell’s gone and they can’t afford a new one. The first fifteen have lost sixty-seven nil and the playing field needs levelling up. Sadly, Whitewall’s led by donkeys. Enter Miss Nixon, a new drama teacher with fire in her belly, a lesson for the elite and a well ‘sick’ Tik Tok!

Will Miss Nixon abandon her students for a soothing private school? Who puts the bounce in Miss Prime, the PE teacher? Will Mrs Parry ever find her Koko? And why does everyone smell of spring onions?

Season Ticket Offer

If you’re struggling to decide what to come and see this season, you can take advantage of our season ticket and benefit from a 25% discount when you book at least 3 of the following shows in the same transaction: The Comedy Network (February), The Chosen Haram, Teechers Leavers ’22, UNKNOWNREALMS, On Track and Around the World in 80 Days– the 25% discount will be automatically applied at checkout. This offer is subject to availability and cannot be applied retrospectively to tickets already purchased.

Information about your visit

Our 2023 live events have gone on sale at full capacity with no social distancing. Should government or industry guidelines change, we will update visitor information and will contact all those who have booked tickets. As a publicly funded organisation, we need to ensure everyone, including those who are disabled or clinically extremely vulnerable, can attend if they wish. If you would like to come to one of our performances but would not be able to attend unless a space was left either side, please contact our Box Office team to discuss your booking. Find out more about your visit.

Duration: 2hrs 10mins (including interval)

Age guide: 11+

Contains strong language